“What d’you mean? You were there – you heard me —”
“I heard you speaking Parseltongue,” said Ron. “Snake language. You could have been saying anything – no wonder Justin panicked, you sounded like you were egging the snake on or something – it was creepy, you know —”
—J. K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
[…] I speak with tongues more than you all;
—1 Corinthians 14:18
Parse it on!
—Bobson Dugnutt, Private communication
Generic input parsing library, speaking in tongues.